December 2010
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The End is Here
Is it really June already? Well, with just a little over a week until finals I guess this year is almost over. I must say, that this year was a million times better than last year. I mean, just looking back this year couldn’t have gone better. Well except for that one incident where that girl, whose name is so insignificant right now, spread vicious rumors about me. Like, really, I...
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Wake Up, Spring is Here
March already? Do you know what that means? SPRING BREAK!
And yes, many of you may have noticed that I wasn’t alone on Valentine’s day. I always get what I want. Always.
I know it may seem that because I’m so perfect that everything comes easily to me. But I do make an effort, it’s not easy having everyone in the whole school look up to you, you know? It’s tough...
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Queen of Hearts
Love is in the air! Or is it? Yes, you must all know as of now I don’t have a boyfriend. But don’t think that for a second that it’s my fault. Seriously, all of the boys in the Junior class just aren’t right for me.
That’s why I’m setting my sights higher. Hello, senior class boys. And I don’t have my eyes set on just any senior. My eyes are set on...
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New Year
Another year has passed. It’s time to CELEBRATE! What better way to celebrate than a huge party at my house! Are you ready fort this?! Of course, you have to be invited. I don’t want any random person just walking into my house thinking that they’re cool or something. I hope everyone knows that only the cool people are invited to my party. I can’t afford having people...
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Time for Gifts
Christmas is here! Do you know what that means? It’s time for everyone to get what they deserve. And considering that I’ve been such a good girl this year, I know I’m going to get everything I wished for. Like, I only made fun of one girl’s outfit today. Seriously, this girls need to follow my fashion advice. I’m just trying to make student body a more well-dressed...
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Thanksgiving
I was beginning to think that November would never get here. November is here, which means Thanksgiving break is soon to ensue. So let’s take a break and think about what I’m truly grateful this year.
First, I am thankful for make-up and cosmetics because it helps to just enhance my beauty. I swear, some of these girls come to class looking like they haven’t slept in days. And...
November 2010
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Jealous
Apparently there’s this new girl at school that’s spreading rumors about me. I can’t help it if people hate me because I’m just prettier and more popular than they are. I don’t understand why people are more threatened by people that are more popular than they are. I mean, seriously, it’s not like my fault that I’m better than most people. I was just born...
Fashion
As a favor to all of you I’ve decided that to give some of you some fashion advice. Of course, most of you will never look good as me no matter how hard you try.
Drop those pounds ladies and gentlemen. If you want to look as great as me, you’re going to need to lose some weight. Okay?
Get your eyebrows plucked/tweezed/threaded. Because really, no one wants to look at those...
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New Kids
You know those new kids that come every year with the new freshman. They’re so cute. They come walking in the halls with their huge backpacks and their heads held up high (as if it’s not enough trying to hold their huge backpacks up) and walk around the school like they own the school or something.
So cute. But these kids have to get something straight: I’m in charge around...
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It's that time of year again...
It’s time to say goodbye to the sun and late nights at the beach with friends. It’s time to hit the books again, or in my case, find a new friend to help me do homework. Let’s all welcome Junior Year with open arms, because it’s almost about time that I’m gone and out of here.
Let’s keep what happened in the past in the past and enjoy what this new school...